Total Medals Earned: 499 (From 64 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,695 Points
Medals Earned: 14/14 (570/570 points)
Buy it from the store
Equip any item
Equip an item in each team slot
Buy a book
Get 100 kills in a game
Get 1000 kills in a game
Get 10000 kills in a game
Enjoy the fire and music
Reach Difficulty 10
Reach Difficulty 50
Reach Difficulty 100
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Buy everything the store has to offer
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (90/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 16/21 (140/500 points)
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